BOOM WEEK!
Y'ALL LOVIN' ALL THE ARRESTS THIS WEEK????
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
YOU'RE A PART OF HISTORY!
SUCKERS WHO WILL BE WRITTEN ABOUT AND LAUGHED AT FOR DECADES!
BOOM!
Nah, we can make up idiotic stories about secret submarine missile launches all on our own.
Remember when you clowns spent a week "investigating" the swimming pool at Biltmore Estates.
Yeah, you're part of history alright.