I'll pirate his movies, watch them and then tell every person I know how shit they are.
I think if we can't hang them right away, a "swamp zoo" would be a great be a great attraction. A 8x8' box made of 1 way glass, with a ticker board scrolling sign in their cells that display's our "mean tweets" @ (((them))).
Public execution when attendance drops.
If they want to stay alive longer, they have to be entertaining.