Hey new person. We call everyone a fag here. You are what is known as a newfag,ok? We don't try to be first. We wait for the posts from the baker. What we do with numbers is try to get double, triple and quadruple digits in our post numbers. So if you get trips or quads or better, get excited. Don't worry about being the first poster, cuz nobody GAF.
Now, please: LURK MOAR and learn.