Shill Worker Weekly Planner:

Monday - Office day

Staff Meetings on strategy

Create Presentation for ShillDay 2019 keynote

Work on goals for quarterly review

Tuesday - American Cancer Society Website Support Forum

Talking Points:

Cancer isn't a real disease like Polio

Bald isn't a good look for you

You should wear your pink ribbon on your face because you are also ugly

I'm tired waiting for a cure. If it's not cured by January, I'm getting a different disease

Wednesday - 8ch\QReseach

Talking points:

Q said arrests

Why is HRC still on tour and why isn't she wearing a boot

If something doesn't happen by 2:00, I'm out

[Tomorrow]

Thursday - Catholic Church picnic

Talking points:

Jesus didn't wear sandles

If Jesus was King of the Jews, doesn't that make him the head of the cabal?

The Bible is stupid and you are stupid

If Moses doesn't part my hair by Thursday, I'm becoming a Muslim

Friday - Senior Center. Spend day with the crochet women.

Talking Points:

The Pearl stitch is gay

You are wasting your time. Your grandkids don't want a scarf

Knitting is better