Look at you, you helpless little bitch. Why don't you grovel some more for us? Beg us with your little tricks. Beg us to accept you. Go on, you cowardly little pussy.
I assure you I am devastated by your unbiased, patriotic, non-bot opinion– and I am sure patriotic humans will be sure to follow your authoritative non-bot lead, and do what they are told.
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No, really, I believe you, and humans will take your word for it, rather than simply look at the memes and judge for themselves. Hence your clumsy, repetitive, idiotic bot strategy is rational and effective. I encourage you to output more of the same, idiotbot.