To my Anon niggys,

When playing Texas Hold 'em, do you blow your load on the Flop?

No, you lure in the enemy and wait for the River to blow 'em up.

In baseball, do you bring in your ace closer in the first inning?

No, you wait till the end when victory is near then blow 'em up.

In war, do you use all your resources in the first weak on an able enemy?

No, you wait a couple years, then blow 'em up, Nagasaki style.

DECLAS FISA is our Ace, our Atomic Bomb.

Only played when needed. While the enemy uses all their artillery,

we absorb the hits, cut off supply lines, all while the MOAB sits in waiting.

Shills, hundred thousand in college loans,

to have a job at a computer talking shit to randoms.

Beta males, and confused females.

Parents must be proud. Grandparents must be scared.

Brothers and sisters ashamed.

If you researched on the net to find out how to have kids,

they probably won't let you drop them off at the front of the school.

"Real milk in my coffee? No way, stomach can't handle that. Soy please."

I field stripped and cleaned my weapons this morning and didn't even wash my hands for breakfast.

General Mattis snorts Ricin and eats gunpowder.

Think about that.