Give me strength, anons. Planned Parenthood is sidewalk canvassing right outside my window in this dark blue city. I literally had to close the window, but I can still hear the platinum-blond-dyed Zir deceiving naive wanna-do-gooders through the double glaze. Satan Be Gone!!
I wish, but I can't act in any case or I'll alienate my neighbors, who are good valuable people despite their tolerance of this evil. Full anon here in blue-city baby-killing HQ.
Oh, wait, I'm going to hang the US flag out my window!