Theory on glow in the dark CIA niggers:

The bioluminescence of agents is actually a side effect of the CRISPR/Cas9 splicing of box jellyfish DNA into their own DNA in order for them to produce the porin toxin, a chemical that cuts pores into red blood cells, releasing potassium and killing the electromotive activity which enables the heart to beat. That's why touching CIA niggers causes cardiac arrest within seconds.

Thoughts?