That her parents loved her older sister more, would be my guess.
AND that she puts flax seeds in everything.
"…in their finery"? Anon, what are they supposed to wear to a wedding?
That looks like a SLIGHTLY more bling-y Kimber .45 the h-buzz gave me for Christmas several years ago.
(It did not have the Trump engravings, tho.)
Niiiiiiice.