I simply don't have time to follow this board for hours at a time, I get 10-30 min moments of free time here and there.
That being said, has anyone thought that maybe, oh I don't know, a giant agency such as the NSA, could find a good hand to bake these breads if necessary?
If this is indeed a military operation, even with no budget, it's strikes me as a little odd that we struggle with something like this. Mil intelligence operates anonymously by default, this board should never be without.