My town also has lots of statues of pigs. We do a big barbecue every summer. LOTS of out of town guests for the 'cue and various arts on display / for sale.
If you are going to copy-pasta, wait until you are sober.
Keep in mind that this was the era of government imposed religions. Battles between Catholics and Protestants involved blood … lots of it … and decided who would sit on the throne.
Self-doxxing. Look at his arm.