Indian sundial

One day, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air.

The cowboy asked the Indian what he was doing.

The Indian replied, "Me telling time." This made sense to the cowboy, he was using his penis as a sundial.

A few days later, after completing his trading, the cowboy came across the same Indian. This time the Indian was laying on his back vigorously masturbating.

The cowboy asked what he was doing this time.

The Indian said, "Me winding clock."

>>3494750

>Speaking of winding the clock

Found this joke today…

indian sundial

Uploaded 05/16/2010

One day, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air.

The cowboy asked the Indian what he was doing.

The Indian replied, "Me telling time." This made sense to the cowboy, he was using his penis as a sundial.

A few days later, after completing his trading, the cowboy came across the same Indian. This time the Indian was laying on his back vigorously masturbating.

The cowboy asked what he was doing this time.

The Indian said, "Me winding clock."

>>3494750

This is a better version of the joke…

The Native American Clock

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A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?"

The naked man replies, "I'm finding out the time – it is 12:15."

The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15."

The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?"

The naked man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is – it is 3:15."

The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying naked on the ground, masturbating.

The cowboy asks what he's doing and he replies, "I'm winding my watch."

>>3494773

Some meme magick….

>>3494797

That's an old article. I posted it about a week ago… It's what started our NPC meme storm. We had almost forgotten about it.

Has anyone ever done an Elizabeth Warren (of rabbits)?

>>3494808

Queefing Bull….

>>3494823

KEK!