For all the Male Anons looking for dating site love
Dating Site Message Decoding for Men above 60
WHAT SHE TYPES TRUTHFUL TRANSLATION
I am a spiritual woman I am a complete pagan, right down to the crystals and spirit catchers
Athletic build Gym Rat – Wants a weightlifter with a 140 IQ – Not happening!
I like to do for others Low self-esteem, will shy away from private times together
I love animals No one judges me. My house stinks like pet shit and I can have that 9th kitten
Grandkids important I babysit all the time cause the grandkids don’t judge me as neurotic
I love to travel You had better have $40K per year for my whimsical travel requirements
Financially secure Looted the last 2 husbands or they died with significant insurance in place
Beautiful Home Same as above, but now it has smelly girl stuff just about everywhere
Handyman is nice Expect the honeydoo lists to exclude cars, football and sex permanently
Personal away time I still need to bang that married guy in the next town
Girl Time Same as above but it’s a gangbang and she’s the star
Healthy You had better last 15 years cause my looks are not going to
Funny I most definitely need someone to laugh at
Peaceful No guns, no knives, no bows, no fists, cause the last one had all 4
Easygoing A total wimp, AKA Harvey Milquetoast
Loves long drives So I can talk until you disappear into the woods for peace and quiet
Neat and clean No drawers on the floor, and you ain’t gonna soil her plumbing anytime soon
Thoughtful Spend a pile on flowers, candy, jewelry and treats even if she farts
Genuine So I can be certain you aren’t banging anyone at the club, at church or at Yoga
Trustworthy Stronger version of Genuine, or your ass is grass