>>3500010 (pb)

! Samuel 18:27

Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.

…gave them in full tale to the king…

He killed and castrated the Philistines, then brought 100 dicks to the king.

>>3501991

My bad: 1 Sam 18:27

And 200 full penises. Only 100 foreskins were required.

>>3502018

Yea. 200 complete dicks.

The bible has a bunch of stuff like that in there.

>>3502034

Exactly. 100 = 200

>>3502101

Did that.

Name field says Anon.

>>3502271

Once again. Haven't touched it.

Newfag.

>>3502378

OK.

>>3502460

Same here.

Monkeys. Trained monkeys are dispatched.