He fucking read the notables and decided he had to defend himself…PRICELESS.
Hi, Jimmy!
I had people here before it was a country. I never knew that before this year, but I found relatives in my line that sacrificed everything during the Revolution. Made me hella proud, especially now that I get to sort of fight in the Second Revolution.
Kek, I've always pictured him as a carnival barker in some vintage horror flick.