Ok everyone. It's the 17th.

waiting for that big giant huge earth shattering event of the century that's supposed to happen today.

Aliens land at White House ?

The Vatican get swallowed up by a huge underground volcano ?

HAARP is taken over by AI robots and melts everyone on earth with a huge death ray ?

Hillary shape shifts into a reptilian demon while USSS drags her off in handcuffs ?

Elvis rises from the dead then rides in with Jesus on his golden horse who shoots lightning bolts from its nose ?

I'll be making some toast. Let me know if I miss something.