See, you CAN be taught.
I'd love to but they never sent our mail-in ballots.
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Is OK, better half and I both took the week off to vote and then sit back with a bowl of popcorn.
You're doing it wrong.
It's clever, really.
They pocket all the money by selling a book they know their purchasers will never read.
They get money from selling seats to a speech they know their listeners will never hear.
Then, there's actually producing the book.
And throughout the whole process, too!
Right on down to the kids working in some Asian paper factory.