Bezos should at least give his family free Prime for a year. I can almost hear the customer service call to India.
"Tank you for culling Ama zon."
"Yea, hi, I'm calling with a complaint."
"Ow may I 'elp you"
"Well, my brother Khashoggi was killed while working for Amazon."
"I'm sollie to hear thet. Ican offeryou flee same-day shipp-ing on yourl next orlder."