Breaking: US Intelligence ship attacked 60 miles off the coast of Egypt. Hostile fighters have machine gunned the deck and dropped firebombs (napalm). They are jamming the distress signal, so US sailors cannot call for help. They have been hit by at least one torpedo, and the fighters have machine gunned the injured as sailors were attempting to abandon ship into lifeboats, then circled back and strafed the lifeboats. At least 30 reported dead, over 100 reported injured.
WTF!!!!!! Shooting lifeboats and using firebombs are war crimes!! Who the fuck would do this our boys, to a fucking Intelligence ship none the less. They have no real way to fight back! Who the fuck would do this!???!!