>be me

>wedding day

>marrying my ultimate waifu, Shelly Duvall

>GEOTUS gives away the bride

>at the reception everyone gathers around to hear GEOTUS speech

>he refuses a microphone

>instead takes me and Shelly by our shoulders and beams

>he snaps his fingers

>an assistant brings out a small antique school desk

>he extends his arm towards it

>we look into is face

>beaming, we can see in the flicker of his eye that he is imagining a future child of ours sitting in the desk

>his gaze falters, widens, expands, grows in height

>he’s become overwhelmed by all the children we will make

>he collects himself

>pats me on the back and gets into Marine One.

The end.