Dear Mr. President,
You are in my neck of the woods today. Although I would love to see you in person, sadly, I will not be there to see you in person (too many folks for this anon, and Houston traffic - egad). That said, may you have a pleasant trip to Texas, and please do have some Tex-Mex before you leave. It is the best in the world.
Your friend,
TexasAnon