>Some days ago, The Trump Throne, WH

>POTUS chilling, shitposting w/ his A-Team @ 8ch

>Q comes with a newspaper ´Sir, we have a situation´

>Headlines ´BE OUTRAGED ANKARA SAYS SAUDIS PAINTED WALL TO BLEACH JOURNALIST´S GUTS BE OUTRAGED´

>POTUS, stern look on his face, glances at Q.

>Who nods negatively, saddened.

>´Not good.´ GEOTUS states, a menacing and grave whisper. ´Open a line to MbS. Also bring a coke, please.´

>On the phone with MbS

>´We had a billion dollar deal! You are taking advantage of America! This has to stop.´

>MbS treads carefully: ´Calm down, don´t you remember the plan, there was a struggle and the journalist…´

>´FAKE NEWS!´ POTUS shouts, a gained reflex. ´Oh, apologies for that. What I meant is - you didn´t hired American painters! Very very bad, we have a deal! Billions of dollars, a very good relationship, but what about our workers? Tell me they at least weren´t chinese.´

>MbS is smirking at the other side. ´Should´ve known. All right, we´ll hire american cleaners to deal with his soiled clothes. Lots of soiling.´

>´Do you think WE are China?´

>´DAMN it, we´ll just send them to India then, it´s very bad and a lot of it. Anyway, how should we handle the press?´

>POTUS´ time to smirk. ´Oh I have a plan, time for a little payback on the gorilla fights and channel debacle. Hear me out´

>Hours later, Situation Room, after confirmation of story credibility by POTUS

>´They´re not THIS stupid, they´ll play it cool. They have to stop biting some day´ says Q

>´Just you watch.´

>Headlines come out

>´BE OUTRAGED POTUS BELIEVING ALLIES FISTFIGHT STORY IS REDICULOUS BE OUTRAGED´

>Leading: ´Blue checkmarks literally shaking as Trump buys Saudis fistfight story like he did the british Novichok story! So consistent, a true HATE CRIME against us frivolous people!! Those poor spies, so very OPPRESSED!!´

EVERY FUCKING TIME they fucking bite it like is an infant penis offered for their demonic cult; actually UNREAL.

Also another thing is, even if the dude was actually disassembled and IKEA´d somewhere else, the black hats can´t really do shit without someone admitting to spying, treason, or both.

Balls in vises, EVERYWHERE. Very amusing film to watch.