The only thing missing is the velvet.
Ominous sounding.
Barry and Mike probably could have been talked into it.
He's almost supernatural.
>Baking Soda is a "cure" of cancer.
Not to go off on a tangent here, but fuck it, I will for a moment.
I saw this YouTube a couple years ago of a guy with Stage 4 prostate cancer. Docs told him he was toast. He son tells him about body pH and if you can swing it bit into the alkaline region, cancer doesn't grow. He goes what the fuck, I'm dead anyway, so he tries this protocol where he takes a tablespoon of black strap molasses and a tablespoon or two of baking soda and mixes it in warm water. He drank it daily, checked his body pH (urine and saliva) until he got it alkaline and stayed that way for a week or two. Long story short, he was still alive two years later when he made the video, grinning like a cat eating shit off a hairbrush.
For that scary anon who yells at people in bold red letters, I'm done and won't do it again.
Shit, this was a flashback thought, but I I just found the video! It's old, but it lays out the in simple to understand language what this guy did to prolong his life when he had ZERO options according to mainstream medicine.
https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl8Y8I_TsjI
My mother (80-ish) had Stage 4 lung cancer many years ago and was given only weeks to live. Doctors wanted to go chemo and she said fuck that. We put her on a diet that drove her body pH alkaline. She lived another year.