>>3556386 (PBs)
>i am more inclined to believe forbidden fruit = anal sex.
OMG I'm DYING thank you so much ANON holy…I've not laughed out loud so hard and so long in such a long time. I don't think I've read anything so insanely ridiculous in the last month (religitards are on here constantly so there's always entertainment)…but this is a jewel. Thanks..I see where it says right there….buttsechs BAD….the reptilian instructing the preacher…noice
cause they'll get kilt…Belize don't give a shit.
I love these type of posts
17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. Matthew 5:17
Jesus explains that the reason he speaks in parables is so that no one will understand him, lest . . . they . . . "should understand . . . and should be converted, and I should heal them". (Matthew 13:10-15)
Jesus says, “Don’t imagine that I came to bring peace on earth! No, rather a sword lf you love your father, mother, sister, brother, more than me, you are not worthy of being mine. “The real beauty of this verse is that Jesus demands people truly love him more then they love their own family. I ask you how can we love someone that we can not see or interact with? Love is an emotion pertaining to physical existence not to faithful ideologies, yet God threatens you with death just because your love for your mother maybe stronger than your love for him. (Matthew 10:34)
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)
Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. “The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him.” (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)
1) If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)
And therefore did Dino walk upon the earth with Fred, and they were friends sharing the bounty of the earth. Genesis 11:11
Man you don't know your bible..that's for sure.
>ot willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.”
OI do you have your mind fuck loicence?
CIRCULAR THINKING…I'll kill you if you don't love me but you have a choice to love me, it's up to you but I'll kill you if you don't.
Now, I want to know why things turned out so badly for Andrea Yates when God told her to KILL HER FIVE KIDS…but Japeth and Abraham..hell, even god…DUDE kill your kid to prove you love me…what the actuak fuck kind of monster god do you believe in?
You must be so scared…well I guess I would be too cause I better not mess up or god will kill me like…forever and there will be flames and shit.
I want a hippopotamus for christmas…jaysus look at the hermanutic hints in the text. LOL
KEK also it's Job. Have you ever studied Job as a literature? Three authors over a period of time, ending was changed to make it "happier" it's a typical woe is me moral tale…about a guy who did everything right and still got fucked…actually without the newer ending it's a pretty grim bit literature..describing an uncaring arrogant god who is so sure of his power that he bets on it with the devil…and then proceeds to torture the fuck out of the guy to prove his point.
LOL there's NO NPC like a religious NPC.
>don't hand me that circularizing thinking bullshit, everybody does that. and don't be so FKing ignorant. God didn't tell her that are you that naive
SO typical of religitards…you simply cannot answer what is clearly in front of your face..and you're absolutely terrified to face it..cause hell.
HOW the flipping fuck do YOU know God did not tell Andrea Yates to kill her kids, all through the bible god does HORRIFIC SHIT and asks for HORRIFIC things from his followers in order for them to PROVE to him they love him (or he's gonna kill them so…)
SO how do YOU know god did not speak to Andrea Yates? Do not even fucking take me on I had the bible memorized by age 12 and you will lose.
I dunno about Job..it's a favorite book for literature classes…but I'll tell you this for free..Enoch and Revelation…what the fuck were they smoking eh?
15 pounds of cannabis in the holy anointing oil recipe in the bible…and guess what grew ALL over the island of Patmos? Yep..shrooms…John was tripping balls most of the time he lived there…
no…sorry
google "godzilla micro current" there's a construction video on youtube and a research group that has been in operation for a very long time thus there are a shit ton of archives of experiements people have done.
I have nerve damage..they eat the sheaths…and one course of antibiotics is NOT going to kill this shit. They shape shift. you get them, feel better for a while then BOOM…cause the smart ones changed their makeup enough to evade killing.
BTW I am the most highly decorated Navy Seal in the history of the damn Navy Seals. I've got 10 medals of honor 9 of them from saving small children from near collapsing buildings destroyed while killing their fathers. I have thrown myself into a pit with a hand grenade stuffing it up a surprised enemy soldiers ass destroying all in the foxhole while I vaulted free. You don't want to fuck with me. My final medal of honor was given for stopping a train with my thoughts right before it hit a train carrying the entire republican party.
do not fuck with me.
SO..then where's YOUR proof god told Abraham et all to kill their kids, where's YOUR proof God killed his OWN kid…for you.
Sorry you fuckers make it so damn easy.
>That dude is slick as shit makes Obama look like an amateur a fucking snake
so is the nigger winning? And I mean that literally..he's a thug in a fancy suit…and likely headed to prison unless he can get elected gov.
>Ok your Lying you never read the Bible and don't have a clue as to what your talking about
HOLY shit…you're accusing me of not reading the bible? I dunno if you even have one…
But help yourself to a quick google of how God commanded Abraham to kill his son Isaac to prove his love and devotion to god….
Then google Japeth…
then try the crucifiction story for how God killed his only begotten son…for you
but keep on I think it's hysterical.
>dinosaur so how are they described in ancient texts.
how do you know they are describing a dinosaur? were you there? Do you know ANYTHING about the construction of literature in that time….I'm glad you think Job is "beautiful" but that takes nothing away from the truth of the scholarship on it…god is a fucking asshole in that book…and assholes are beautiful…see how much job loved his invisible sky fairy that ruined his entire life? Or see how fucking brainwashed Job was to just roll over and suffer like a dog for god.
Jews decided they were the chosen ones and wrote a book about it so terrifying to weak minds that they got the goy to believe them…then they flipped them a jew savior that SEEMS to lead in a different direction but actually leads RIGHT back to them…and as long as YOU believe they are chosen (because THEY said so and wrote it down…no no god said it…I swear)…holy hysterical. Who can claim to be a thinking introspective person and believe this tripe?
OMG…
God told Abraham, "Take your son, your only son, Isaac, whom you love, and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains I will tell you about." (Genesis 22:2, NIV)
and the idiotic appologists…well.god didnt mean it tho…then it wasn't really a test…well abraham knew god was gonna let him out that's why he did it…then it wasn't really a test…
the mind fuckery you people put yourselves through in order to maintain your magical thinking…is NPC of the highest order.
>(You)
Yeah so was fucking god when he supposedly told abe to kill isaac..or..maybe Abe was ill or stone (burning bush etc) and he intended to kill Isaac because of the FUCKING ISAAC QUESTION and then changed his mind then made up a story to explain to his "SON" why he lied to him, drug him up on the mountain, tricked him into getting strapped to a alter and was about to kill him….gosh one wonders who was Isaacs father?
kek this one always gets them because the answer is still IN the bible even though they thought they obscured it…guess who the real heir to abraham is…kek.
NOT ONE of your words is in the bible..not one…and whatever magical thinking you've done to correlate UR with Golgotha 2000 years later…is beyond mind pretzel and that's NOT in the bible either. KEK..
so;..who was Isaacs father?