SOLUTION THEORY:
grease the damn fences
make it impossible to climb
alternative: add slippery fabric to 5 feet of the fence starting at 6 feet up
paint a slippery surface to the fence - plastic paint
alternate: paint it with sticky tacky paint so that their fingers stick together
alternate:
set up tent cities for national guard every half mile
then set up permanent bases
troops serve two week stretches
if the kansas national guard can be sent to iraq, it can be sent to texas
Dorothy's red shoes
were shoes of the witch of the west
witches shoes
hollywood shoes
Dorothy had to use them – activate them –
to get back to Kansas
all because of Todo - her loyal dog
meh, magic stuff
maybe the key to it all is Auntie Em saying
"if I wasn't a Christian woman… I'd…"
I'm a woman
and I'm so sick of squeaky voices I could scream
aggressive women dressed to the hilt like a sex star
giving political advice and comment
aren't even trained in linguistics
might not even know how to pronounce words
but by golly there they are
proud and out loud
SICK
PEE YUKE