Slow day…
If you mistakenly respond to a text with "KEK" instead of "LOL"
YOU MIGHT BE ANON
If you're in a grocery store and someone asks you where the bread aisle is and you instinctively scream "Lurk More!"
YOU MIGHT BE ANON
If you go to a website and immediately look for the notables
YOU MIGHT BE ANON
If you are taking a math test and see A+3>[D]/2 and find yourself wondering who D is and why he is in the kill box
YOU MIGHT BE ANON
If you are with a group of people and someone suggests "let's order a cheese pizza" and the hair on your neck rises.
YOU MIGHT BE ANON
If a friend mentions " did you hear the news about Sam" and you demand Sauce.
YOU MIGHT BE ANON