They've got Lasers

Code Monkey's got SuperBlack

Absorbing 99.9% of all light!

Fuck you Dr. Evil!

Super black is a surface treatment developed at the National Physical Laboratory (NPL) in the United Kingdom. It absorbs approximately 99.6% of visible light at normal incidence, while conventional black paint absorbs about 97.5%. At other angles of incidence, super black is even more effective: at an angle of 45°, it absorbs 99.9% of light.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_black

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So Black It Eats Lasers

Behold the New Vantablack 2.0, the Art Material So Black It Eats Lasers and Flattens Reality

Artists the world over were instantly captivated three years ago when UK-based Surrey NanoSystems announced the invention of Vantablack, the darkest material ever made.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/new-photos-vantablack-906158