BREAKING
Suspicious package addressed to Debbie Washerwoman-Splatz was actually just a hair flat iron
A good salon could help you, Debbie
ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBERING ALL THE RIOTS & SHIT THEY PULLED IN 2016?
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
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BAKER NOTABLE
DWS was not addressee, but the SENDER, on package intended for Eric Holder
Holder address was incorrect, so package sent to DWS
OK that's either a sex toy or a dog toy with black electrical tape wrapped around it. Only stupid people wrap shit like this. You know the type: shitty Ebay vendors and psychopaths.
Packaging has "I'm a retard" written all over it.
BOOM
Exactly. WTF, nobody is going to buy the USPS getting a package returned to a sender on the same day. Did flying pigs deliver it, or what?
These pompous asses at this NYPD presser are like cartoon characters.
"Harrumph harrumph harrumph outrage harrumph these are the times we live in harrumph"
HANG ON CUOMO JUST SAID HIS OFFICE RECEIVED A DEVICE
"ME TOO"
Am I just old and cynical, or does this whole stack of nonsense inspire less terror than a leaky toilet?
Honestly. I just do not care whatsoever.