>>3589223 (pb)
The queen is a lizard and eats babies in the basement of Buckingham palace and sips the blood of virgins to stay young. I've seen proof she uses the foreskins of her enemies to dye her hair. And I think we ALL know who the REAL father of her kids is….Pic related
>BREAKING NEWS
>Government officials have today moved Wile E. Coyote to the top of the FBI Most Wanted List. He is considered to be armed and dangerous. If you see him, call CNN immediately.
are those supposed to be memes?
>Why would they open something addressed to Brennan?
It is a felony to open mail not addressed to you.
Good thinking….crimes committed by whomever took the CNN FLESHLIGHT BOMB pics
opened mail not addressed to them
took photos of evidence prior to turning it over to police and made it public
initially claimed it came in the mail however when that became impossible claimed a courier delivered the bomb
Was photographed with a package of premoistened wipes.
now…THIS is a meme. Excellent work.
BREAKING NEWS
>The body found in the Potamic this morning has been identified as Juan Valdez….it appears to be a gang related murder Police say. His hands were bound with packing tape and a envelope full of cash and forever flag stamps were found in his pockets.
UPDATE
>Police now believe the two additional female bodies found in duct taped together in the Hudson River are related to Juan Valdez, found earlier today in the Potomac. Police say that along with several bundles of what now appears to be thousands in counterfeit 100 bills, the women also had tattoos of a burro and it's said that a business card from a political official was clasped so tightly in the hand of one woman it left impressions in her palm, said an anonymous source not permitted to comment on this story.
>Claims that the business card was that of CNN Reporter Jim Acosta are not considered credible at this time.
OH SHI….they found the couriers!
switch your MOS son. Perhaps you could try intelligence….
PIN is some GLP Tavistock level asshattery….send them back to GLP…their dear leader tosses a hissy right on schedule every few years to force the brainwashed to pay him ten bucks a month….PIN THIS (and give me green please clap).
EVERYONE knows there were moist wipes but no bombs. Did Jim use the clorox to remove his DNA from the tape? Sad he had to sacrifice his fleshlight to make a "bomb".
The reason why NOTHING actually blew up…because this assholes were not after actually hurting someone, although they COULD probably sacrifice MadMax…they were after moaning, groaning headlines. PERIOD.
FACTthose were not bombs
SO…should we contact the FAILBI and tell them
no packages were mailed
SOMEONE opened a package NOT addressed to them and posted photos on the Internet
3.ARE YOU KIDDING?
>Mkay, Peepaw.
OMG I am so glad not to be the only one….grannrytits, grampa and websleuth refugees…and I have never seen such bad memes in my life..either we're being raided by half with bad memes to cause blindness….or FB let the old folks out.
Is it just me or do those guys look kinda awkward in their robes and flipflops? At least the Sultan is wearing Tevas….
>BREAKING: NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: THIS is not a trap. This is a real woman. A seriously real woman.
you need help. Do you understand how memes work? You're trying to take ownership of bombs….they want you to take ownership of bombs….they're blaming the bombs on YOU…therefore your meme is useless. literally. I think you're trolling. No one is that bad.
no…that is a terrible meme…and you were told it is terrible a few breads ago. Stop being terrible.