Jaded oldfag here, who remembers when the wild kids in junior high would blow a toilet slap off the wall in the boys' bathroom with either cherry bombs or M80's (do they even sell that shit anymore?)

Am a VERY happy countryfag. Have been LMAO at cityfreaks losing their minds over something the size of a bic lighter. Absolutely shameful. We got too many people who don't know how to lay a good fire in the fireplace, clean a fish they caught themselves, or grow edible plants. They go to pieces when the elevator breaks down. So pitiful.

>>3594569

LOL usually the bathrooms

Just hard for me to relate to this stupidity in New York, given how much shit me & old buddies explode every New Year's Eve

Potato guns are great, and one guy has a little black powder cannon

We do it way out in the country, but even then one year the cops showed up, looking for kids

Boy were they surprised when a bunch of gray hairs opened the door and asked them if they wanted some BBQ, haaaaaahaha

I don't think the ducks on that farm were ever the same

We are all deaf as shit, though, sucks

>>3594603

Nothing wrong with anybody's character. Don't put words in somebody else's mouth.

New York has a GREAT public library, and I bet they can get every single copy of the Foxfire books. No one's experiences are limited by their environment. Some might think I'm a hillbilly, but I've been on subways in Tokyo, London, Rome, and Paris. I like cold beer out on the lake as much as I like good pinot noir and fine dining. Never jump to conclusions, and never limit possibilities for yourself. We are all the men we decide to be, with the lives we dare to have.

Two words: Tom Wolfe.

>>3594660

This is just Philippe's hangover talking