They were just desperate to try anything to stop the NPC meme and #JobsNotMobs hashtag from trending.
Any other anon believe that (((they))) are just changing the army out at night? Sending everyone home and recruiting a new horde of locals under the cover of darkness? No one is actually along for the entire march?
How about keeping it simpler? Each "recipient" had a toady build and address it to themselves? That way there were less eyes on these hilarious packages in transit?