Walrus Josh needs to hit rock bottom, e-bot. This is Walrus Josh's journey.
There is not a diarrhea bear or DJT fake-tweet that can stop it.
If you care about Walrus Josh, you'll just be there for him when he's ready. It's highly recommended that you DO lock up everything that can be traded, pawned, etc. Yes, this does include your kidneys and other vital organs.
Any product that's like "WHY WOULD WE GIVE YOU THIS AMAZING THING FOR FREEEEEE?!" is immediately suspect. Don't care what it is. "Free checking", "BitCoin", samples at CostCo, "Buy One Get One" at Payless, whatever.
It's never not a scam.
I get that, homo.
E.Coli is also real.
I mean, have you SEEN the people handing out the samples??? Or the other people touching them all before choosing one?
Gah. And yes, they are sometimes delicious. No argument there.
Explosive diarrhea is not great, tho.
Usually, I'd give a more nuanced response to a thing. HOWEVER, I am a little buzzy and a handful of other things, so the filter is off.
You, Anon, are stupid. Even if you're a Young Anon. You are just not a smart person. If you're a good person, a kind person, be proud and don't ever change that about you. And try harder to be smart, if you want to. Or don't. I do not know.
They're just there to "help, Anon. Duuuuh. Ask a Russian. (Nvm; don't waste the energy. They never respond when you ask a direct question about certain things.)