They couldn't get a civil war started with their protests or their thugs beating MAGA supporters or while birddogging during campaign, or after harassing elected officials or shooting congressmen at baseball practice or even after CALLING for violence themeselves, sooooooo here come the fake bombs trying a different angle.
WE WON'T FALL FOR IT YOU STUPID ASSHOLES!!
Besides, it'd be the shortest war ever known to man. Except maybe when we kicked Santa Ana's ass.