You make me wanna suck your dick so hard
No just an anon with a nice soft mouth and a big furry dick for you to play with
You ever had a dude cum in your eye?
I want to fuck you most of all. Right in the cowpie maker.
When it smells like chlorine then it stings. When there's lots of pineapple and watermelon in the diet then it feels great, like something from Bath and Body Works you know?
I wouldn't get that specific as I have a wide array of talents. What I'm most proud of is being able to shit a ping pong ball directly into your asshole with no lube or popping/smacking noises. I'm also great at filling horse assholes.
More of an asshole export. That's why I'm here, keeps my studies sharp
And my dick HARD
Not with that attitude. Just let me rub some Vick's on that balloon knot and I'll have your legs quivering and your sexuality in question in no time.
Sometimes I practice cramming
I once managed to cram an entire can of Busch's Baked Beans into my asshole. The hickory flavored ones in the big can. Duke would be proud.
Oh fuck that makes me so hot. Can we roleplay? You be the grizzled homesteader who's tired of the vagrants stealing your radish crop and I'll be the amiable vacuum cleaner salesman with a suspiciously large bulge in his slacks.
I knock on the door, and you answer with no shirt on. Wheel of Fortune is blaring in the background and the hot day has beads of sweat running down your smooth, muscular chest.
I introduce myself, and you grab my neck and bring my mouth to yours, in a hot passionate kiss. I slip my lounge inside and produce the Vick's from my back pocket…
"Oh baby," you moan as your strong hands force their way into my pants. "Can I buy a vowel?"
YASSSSS
Click the button like the rest of us you useless nigger