She's "Old Glory" to the doormen

They salute her when she waves

A vivacious wife of Pharaoh

Who's at home with Hebrew slaves;

And I guess she's scared (we all are)

And she's got to be adored

One thing I'd bet on is -

Old Glory's getting bored.

She says "show me something I don't know,

This Bing's immature.

Show me something I don't know

And I'll show you

A thing or two

You don't know for sure.

She's no stranger to the Shoreham,

Where they quote her special rates

When her legs emerge from limos

With low number license plates ,

And I guess she phones world leaders

And she's got a lot to say,

But one thing that I'm sure of is

Old Glory wants to play.