Anonymous ID: 926751 Oct. 26, 2018, 6:07 p.m. No.3620405   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>0462 >>0480

>>3620263 QUICK RECAP OF THE OFFICIAL STORY AND HOW ABSURD IT IS

 

We are learning that this English-challenged Pinoy gentleman was, in fact, a roided-up aspiring pro wrestler / male stripper / homeless crackhead who was living in his clown van.

 

Also, we have learned that he had in fact been threatening to blow shit up as early as 2002, and so he was known to the FBI for that.

 

>>Furthermore, it has been revealed that his van used to be covered with images of decapitated puppets, KKK imagery, negros hanging from ropes, anti-gay images, and images of torchings and bombings.

 

So โ€“ pretty much a textbook conservative. (joke)

 

NBC:

 

>>The Florida man charged Friday with sending more than a dozen pipe bomb packages to prominent critics of President Donald Trump was a bulked-up, down-on-his luck former stripper with a right-wing bent who had been living in his van.

 

Homeless male strippers are the real white supremacists. (joke)

 

Take that, Drumpf!

 

>> And in 1995, he was charged in Minnesota with theft and possession of crack cocaine.

 

Roided up crackheads are the real right-wing terrorists. (joke)

 

>>The suspect also appeared to have money troubles. Records revealed he had a property foreclosed on in 2009 and filed for bankruptcy in 2012. At the time, he was living with his mother and employed as a grocery store manager, records show. But of late, Sayoc had been living in his van and showering at the gym where he works out, estranged from his family and had been abusing steroids.

 

>>โ€œHeโ€™s been in the strip clubs since he was 22, that was his life,โ€ the cousin said. โ€œHe was a male dancer and he wanted to be a wrestler. He was taking steroids. He was all buffed upโ€ฆ.He was built like a rock.โ€

 

The Guardian:

 

>>Sayoc was arrested in 2002 for threatening to bomb a Florida utility company, CNN reports. He said it would be โ€œworse than Sept. 11,โ€ according to Miami police reports seen by the network.

 

Filipinos are the real 9/11 hijackers. (joke)

 

>>He allegedly called Florida Power and Light and threatened to blow up the building if his lights were shut off, in addition to threatening an employee with bodily harm.

 

Washington Post:

 

>>Sayoc worked as a delivery truck driver for several months until he quit in January. The white van he drove to deliver pizzas was covered in disturbing images, she said, so the restaurant required him to park it on the side where it could not be seen. โ€œIt was puppets with their heads cut off, mannequins with their heads cut off, Ku Klux Klan, a black person being hung, anti-gay symbols, torchings, bombings you name it, it was all over his truck,โ€ Gureghian said.

 

>>He was kept on because he did his work reliably, and good drivers are hard to find, she said.

 

Makes sense. (joke)

 

>>A lawsuit in which Sayoc was deposed said he had been in the strip club industry for 35 years, including at a club called Stir Crazy. In that same deposition, Sayoc claimed he was also a pro wrestler, a Chippendales dancer, a professional soccer player in Milan, and an arena football player in Arizona.

 

โ€ฆ So, yeah. Thatโ€™s the official story.

 

It appears that this guy was a complete train wreck, and he was on the FBI radar, known to them as a complete basket case with a tendency for bomb threats since 2002. A more perfect patsy has never been made. Welcome to clown world, friend.