Good morning baker
Ty for baking for us.
I'm around to bake as last resort back-up or gap-filler, but my computer is unreliable lately so I'd need an eBaker or BO/BV on standby.
Meantime, I'll check out the numbering and report back.
>Elephant is in room
>Blocks doors and walkways
>Knocks shit over
>Cleans out peanut dish
>Shits on the carpet
>Hogs the remote (porn fetish)
>Trumpets bc dominance (chutzpah)
>Stamps about when triggered
>Tramples the vulnerable
>and also: blood drinker
You:
>Someone do something!
>But be blind to elephants
>And if you should begin to see them
>Don't use the word "elephant"
>If you use "very large animal"
>be accused of dog-whistling
>But if you use "hidden destructive force"…
>be called a conspiracy theorist
Quite a pickle innit?
Good luck goys!