These would be good, but FFS spell it as "news," not "new!" These people are stupid, do we want to look stupid, also?
I like, especially "EliteBondage." An idea for an alternative version, take out "their dogs" or "their sheep," and add: "THEIR TRILLION DOLLAR ATM. If there's enough room to add, without removing anything, even better!
Thought I would give you the heads up on the "Science Guy," Bill Nye. "Believe" is misspelled. You have it as "beleive." Don't mean to be a dick, but we want this shit, tight!