Kashoggi was actually eaten alive by fish.
Mars Attacks! Is actually a documentary, of the future.
Vietnamese Milk Melons.
No seriously.
Sauce: https://www.ebay.com/itm/100Pcs-Pack-Vietnam-Milk-Melon-Seeds-Vegetables-Fruit-Seeds-Exotic-Bonsai-Plants/183258390523?hash=item2aab0d1ffb:g:~XAAAOSw-VtbFXLL:rk:2:pf:0
It's a gag item. That's where his pic came from.
>>3676193 (me)
Also, don't order seeds from overseas. Customs is cracking down.
Holy shit, they aren't fucking around.