I like this just a few suggested amendments:
*Wake Up - Brush your teeth - there's no toxic Fluoride, Chromium 6 and heavy metals in the water!
*Your kids are in School - no more Cabal staged school shootings by MK Ultra shooters - schools are safe again, free of liberal social engineering. Classes are taught in English and TRUE history and facts are taught!
*Call your Doctor for a Checkup - no more pricy Obamacare - you actually keep your doctor and get cures not drugs to treat symptoms and create other issues!