>be archon

>know that ancient gnostics prophecised that around year 2000 the planet shifts into 5d

>do a preemptive strike in 1996

>oh look massive freewill violations

>guess who doesn't like that???

> _ _ (acronym) obliterates EVERYTHING in 1999

>no more abductions and no more DUMBS since then

>on top of that lose a f-ing planet

>double down on fear and do 911 in 2001

>it wakes people up

>start the new millenuum weakened with the last remaining prison planet's population slowly realizing what's going on

>still plenty of time to shift

>wrap-ups commencing

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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