Bankrupt the left

So I got an idea

Bad dragon is an american based corporation that makes dildos for degenerates, which we all know mostly lean left. Start a propaganda campaign on the strength and durability of their dildos which can make them double as bludgeoning tools. They come in a load of different shapes and sized and the smallest one costs about 55 dollars with the biggest ones costing around 220 dollars.

Lefties are all brainlets, if this is done then we can support an american based organization so we stop having all the degenerates funnel american dollars into shitty dildos made in asia that break apart in your ass. The relevance of the model featured here is that it is named after sleipneir, the horse odin rode. Sleipnir is the product of the nordic god of mischief getting literally blacked, which you can sell to the more mentally ill of the lot as being appropriate to use as a bludgeoning tool.