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''News from the United Kingdom''

British pubs could run out of Guinness following Brexit, claims Lib Dem leader Sir Vince Cable

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6346789/Pubs-run-Guinness-following-Brexit-Sir-Vince-Cable.html

How is there a THIRTY-year-old man in our maths class? Asylum seeker pupil is removed from school and reported to the Home Office after parents and classmates claimed he was lying about being 15

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6346087/School-reports-asylum-seeker-pupil-Home-Office-claims-30.html

KK-UK: As Ku Klux Klansmen are pictured on British streets for the first time, DAVID JONES asks if this is the disturbing proof that the far-Right are on the march?

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6348271/KK-UK-Ku-Klux-Klansmen-marching-streets-Britain-drinking-National-Front.html

That's rich! We gave £1billion aid to India as they built £330million statue

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6348295/Thats-rich-gave-1billion-aid-India-built-330million-statue.html

Costa Coffee stores BAN under 16s from buying caffeinated drinks

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6345585/Costa-Coffee-stores-BAN-16s-buying-caffeinated-drinks.html

Car break-in victim is stunned after neighbours leave a passive aggressive note asking her to sweep up glass broken when thugs smashed her rear window

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341283/Neighbours-leave-passive-aggressive-not-break-victims-car.html

Fire crew comes under attack in dramatic video footage showing FIREWORKS being launched at engine full of emergency staff

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6347301/Fire-crew-comes-attack-dramatic-video-footage-showing-FIREWORKS-launched-engine.html

Brazen thieves steal half of a church's lead roof and cause £100,000 worth of damage in an audacious overnight raid

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6347195/Brazen-thieves-steal-half-churchs-lead-roof-cause-100-000-worth-damage.html

Prince Charles has flunkeys iron his SHOELACES and squeeze toothpaste on to his brush every morning, former butler claims in new documentary

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6344129/Prince-Charles-flunkeys-iron-SHOELACES-squeeze-toothpaste-brush.html

Man whose penis and testicles were bitten off and eaten by bulldog was alone in room with the animal and had peanut butter spread on his crotch

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html

So why do our bobbies have to probe these so-called crimes? Police forced to investigate 11,236 hate crimes this year - such as vegan bullying and wolf whistling

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343943/Police-forced-spend-hours-investigating-11-236-hate-crimes-vegan-bullying.html

Huge part of UK £13.9bn foreign aid budget ends up in pockets of crime gang bosses who spend it on smuggling drugs, weapons and migrants into Britain

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343937/Huge-UK-13-9bn-foreign-aid-budget-ends-pockets-crime-gang-bosses.html

Japanese pilot is arrested for being drunk ahead of flight from Heathrow, a day after another Japanese airman's hangover caused several flight delays

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6341837/Japanese-pilot-arrested-drunk-ahead-flight-Heathrow.html

Pensioners could have to wait until 80 to get a free TV licence, in move that could see elderly abandon tellies altogether

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6344409/Pensioners-wait-80-free-TV-licence.html

Treasury's cash from student loans is set to DOUBLE within five years

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6348451/Treasurys-cash-student-loans-set-DOUBLE-five-years.html

Video: White woman calls 911 on black neighbors waiting for AAA

https//www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1794814/Video-White-woman-calls-911-black-neighbors-waiting-AAA.html