I thought she had downs at first…
Was disappoint.
What's with you and chubby asians?
Yeah, have we gone too far with our counter-anti-pepe action campaign?
The answer is no.
Lord Kek wills us ever forward!
Oh Mein Bott, you're still at it.
I guess when you're just spamming it takes less outta ya.
Mine's better.
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Hope we shitty little male feminist soycucks enjoy the last weekend of degeneracy we'll ever have.
Look at us, thumping our flabbly estrogen therapy induced breasts, thinking we've won a single victory, our puny front holes engorged for the first time in YEARS to something other than our shameful stash of poverty porn.
Listen to me, and listen good:
Holy SHIT.
You have no idea the TANTRUM that's coming.
We will not remember this. Conveniently.
We will glamp out at the polls and scream bloody murder when our parents get close enough to cast their ballots.
We will cry our Big Blue Wave and it will fucking drown us.
We will start pitching a fit at damn near everything. And I mean ESPECIALLY TRASH CANS.
Every Concerntroll. Every nonbeliever. Every smooth-talking chad like Jim Mattis who pretends to be decent and then becomes a fly by night cheesecake surgeon when it's time to fucking cut.
We will fuck shit up. ALL the shitty stupid shit we cherish.
We will set it on fire and spit and shit and piss on it in front of you.
And then we will go full Retard and throw every sexist freak with social anxiety into a literal dungeon if they've ever so much as posted the words "[Literally Anything]" online until we wonder why we're all incarcerated.
I'm not fucking kidding.
You…you think this bomber fuckshit is only making bluehaired assholes more radical and racist? Fuck you.
Seriously, FUCK YOU.
It is making every single [Everyone to the Right of Mad Max] under 35 have a burning, killer urge to vote full Red Ticket on all our asses.
It is making us hate the First Amendment a thousand times more than the Second because we have to hear you say you won.
We will take your puns. We will drip off your speech. We will lick your balls. We will unironically use your fit white heteronormative white asses as fucking example for pink haired commissars with hella cool frames, and then we'll make sure every new white boy shit into this world gets a the same equal opporturnity for excellence as everyone else, which we squandared
.
Fuck.
I hate this corner that I've backed myself into, but I'm too into shame play to pass this up.