Future Biography

The Life of Barry Hussein Obama (1961?-2024?)

Hussein was the 44th president of what was then called the USA, now a central component of North Pan-America. He was hailed as the first Black and Gay President, though his paternity was never established as to whether he was Black, Thai or Arab. Since his only birth certificate was debunked as a computer generated fake and his body was never recovered after his death in a freak boating accident off the coast of his Thailand mansion. Some of his possible DNA fathers were proposed as a King of Thailand, Communist Frank Davis, Malcolm X and a Yemeni Arab millionaire with a Syrian wife, who both died in a sudden airplane accident. Barry’s wife Michael-Michele was the first transgender FLOTUS, as discovered to be male intact during the post boat accident autopsy.

Barry Hussein a reputed cocaine-addicted attorney, rose from obscurity after promotion by another paternity mystery Star Oprah, who herself rose from her cocaine Chicago party days to an overnight billionaire host of the TV show that promoted Hussein to be President. Like a comet Barry, whose Chicago career was partially supported by a ping-pong syndicate, rocketed to political stardom. From partial term US Senator, previous town organizer and Muslim Brotherhood promoter to success as the 44th President. He is remembered for his dazzling smile and silly jokes which charmed millions of TV zombified citizens.

His presidency achieved the Obamacare health bill that tripled $$$ premiums for average US Americans, or forced them to pay a tax for refusing to pay any premium. It was repealed and replaced by a Republican majority in 2019. He also achieved a revival of the Iraqi War which spawned a terrorist group called ISIS led by a maverick unnamed Senator. Hussein using his slogan “Hope and Change” led his country into the Syrian War, the Libyan War and the Yemen War for which he received the Nobel Peace Prize.

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by the ‘Pan-American Review’ in 2086 AD.