The power of press agencies has bothered me since I became aware of them.
So, to follow up on your story:
Prince Saud Al Fuckgoat wants to order 10 children for his haram. He calls with Vice President Ku Jong Balls. Ku Jong says, yeah sure. Watch the news tomorrow on page 7 in such and such paper. There is a lowkey article, with a picture with the symbolism you provide.
This closes the deal.
This actually makes sense. The same way that criminals would use the ads section to communicate. This time only, the criminals run the paper. The ads are articles.
Am I on the right track?