Pepe just whispered in my ear, here's what he said Anons:

Anon, why are MagaBabes so darn beautiful?

I whispered this back to him:

Pepe, only God knows why, but my theory is that he made them that way so that they would please the eyes of handsome MagaMen, and together they could make beautiful MagaBabies & fill the world with beautiful MagaPeople that would please the eyes of the Lord.

Pepe thought for a moment, smiled, rubbed his peculiar looking eyes and said:

Pass the popcorn faggot!

So I tousled his coarse red locks, gave him a nuggie and we resumed watching the Greatest Movie Ever Made, just happy & proud we were able to be a part of it all.

~Fin~