when the Schiff family emigratd through Ellis Island
something happened
as commonly happened to many names
it got mis-pronounced and written incorrectly
The original name was Schitt
but on the document it looked like Schiff
and they kept it ever since.
(or so the story goes)
bird sings?
well, a PLANE sings whenever it is descending rapidly
a black box sings after a plane crash
birds sing when they are happy
and when they are calling to their friends
esp when there is food or water to be had
those with no names sing
when they crash a valuable military asset
because they were hot dogging over enemy lines
and had to eject, doing it improperly, as well
breaking both arms
requiring him to decide the choices
make propaganda films for the other POWs to watch and listen to
go home to daddy and get his ass kicked
food is better with choice #1
and that's the truth