>>3742492 lb

Hi, I am a journalist. I am going to trick you by telling you a lie but I will say that is COULD BE true so that you will pass it on to gullible people who will believe everything and anything, even dumb shit.

There is a mysterious interstellar object coming towards us that could be a light sail. If this is what it is, that would indicate that there is a nearby star system with an advanced civilization on it. There is no indication yet, whether these are Vulcans or some other race who do not obey the prime directive. President Trump would not comment. With the very highest levels of government keeping silence on this object, people are beginning to ask whether we should all go hide in deep mine shafts.

>>3742636

Please delete this image from your hard drive

Use this one instead

They cut me down and I leapt up high

I am the life that will never, never die

I'll live in you if you'll live in me

I am the Lord of the dance, said he

>>3742975

Donald J. Trump's favorite song

Is That All There Is?

If that's all there is my friends,

then let's keep dancing

>>3742731

They've got your number

>>3743058

How the FBI worked with radio to investigate the song “Louie Louie”

http://www.radiosurvivor.com/2015/05/11/how-the-fbi-worked-with-radio-to-investigate-the-song-louie-louie/

An Indianapolis prosecutor argued that it didn’t even matter if the song contained obscene lyrics: the whole song, from the style to the recording quality, was “an abomination.”

You can go through the Bureau’s entire probe of the song via the FBI’s vault.fbi.gov research pages. I’m particularly fond of this missive below, in which one of the agency’s correspondents apparently wandered around local high schools, where students told him that if you listened to the 45 rpm of the tune at 33 rpm you could pick up the dirty parts.