Dear shills,

As you have noticed by now, you are going to lose. That doesn't mean your life is over. You can gladly join us in Making America Great Again. If that is too much for you to handle, please don't going jumping off of a bridge. You still have value.

In case you can't see the light, I am providing you a means to get the help you need:

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

Call 1-800-273-8255

Available 24 hours everyday

Best wishes,

Anon